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It was his apology and he had to stand in front of me and read while he wore some cute female underwear and adorable socks. He stammered and stuttered through the whole thing because it took place in a room that had our big window and I had the drape wide open..
One guesses you might say that with drapes wide open - It was CURTAINS TO ANY HOPES FOR his FAUX-masculinity to FLOURISH !!!